**[Intro – Kawaii J-Pop / Nightcore]**
I bought a plastic tree ‘cause it was pre-lit,
Stuck it in the corner, said “eh, that’s it.”
Box of ornaments still blocking the hall,
December hits different when you barely care at all.
**[Beat Switch – Trap / EDM]**
Holiday cheer on a clearance rack,
Chugging cider like it’s medicine I forgot to track.
Everyone’s posting their aesthetic scenes—
I’m on the couch wearing last year’s jeans.
**[Hook – Hyperpop / Emo / Nightcore]**
🎀 *Jingle jangle whatever, I’m kinda buzzed forever,*
Did one tiny thing and I call it an endeavor.
🎀 *Tree’s half crooked, still looks fine,*
I’m celebrating Christmas like it’s overtime.
🎀 *Ho-ho-hold my eggnog—top it with rum,*
If the season had a grade, I’d be scraping a D+.*
**[Verse 1 – J-Pop Trap]**
Wrapped two gifts but I used duct tape,
Looks like a raccoon tried to escape.
Streaming cheesy movies just to fill the air,
Half through the plot I forget what’s there.
Trying to hang lights but I gave up quick,
One bulb flickered and I said “nah, sick.”
Even the stockings look tired as hell,
They’re drooping like me when the drinks hit well.
**[Pre-Chorus – Dreamy IDM Pop]**
Snow taps lightly on my foggy glass,
Holiday magic? I’ll let that pass.
Could make an effort… but the vibes say “no,”
So I’m sipping something strong while the fake tree glows.
**[Hook – Hyperpop / J-Pop / Speedcore]**
🎀 *Jingle jangle whatever, I’m kinda buzzed forever,*
Did one tiny thing and I call it an endeavor.
🎀 *Wreath half-hanging, doesn’t even match,*
Holiday spirit running on a mismatched patch.
🎀 *Ho-ho-hold my eggnog—make it a double,*
If Christmas is a quest then I’m causing the trouble.*
**[Breakdown – Dubstep / Speedcore / Chaos]**
(180 BPM → 220 BPM)
GINGER—DROP—
Snowflakes hit like loose confetti,
My vibe’s unstable, my steps unsteady.
Candy-cane shots and a peppermint slam,
Merry who? Merry where? I don’t give a damn.
**[Bridge – Soft, Tilted, Slightly Emotional]**
I could deck the halls… but like… why tho,
The couch is warm and the whiskey’s low.
Maybe Christmas hits different when you’re running on fumes,
So I settle for glow-in-the-dark laziness blooms.
**[Final Hook – Kawaii Hyperpop + Emo]**
🎀 *Jingle jangle whatever, I’m kinda buzzed forever,*
If joy’s a race I’m not even clever.
🎀 *Tree’s still leaning but it won’t fall down,*
Good enough lighting for a half-drunk town.
🎀 *Ho-ho-hold my eggnog—cheers to the mess,*
Barely merry but I’ll show up nonetheless.*
**[Outro – Digital Static & Soft Keys]**
Plastic pine shining in a sideways glow,
Zero effort Christmas but I still showed.
Maybe next year I’ll try a bit more…
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