[Intro]
Mask on crooked
Red suit drippin' (yeah)
Talk slick to me
You go missin' (pssh)
[Verse 1]
Pull up in a fight scene
Crack jokes, wipe screens
Red stain, white seams
Healing up, might seem
Like I care, but I don't, I'm a problem
Break the fourth wall
Point, then I solve 'em
Two gold toys on my hip, stay gleamin'
Shine so bright, got the villains all screamin'
Cutscene
Blood on the costume
Still eat tacos in a hospital room
[Chorus]
Deadpool with the gold desert eagles
Both hands up, talkin' to the sequels (pow, pow)
Wisecracks fly, then the shells hit the pavement
Heal from the shots like I signed a new arrangement
Deadpool with the gold desert eagles
Mask half up, still stuntin' on the evil (yeah)
Laugh in your face when the chaos get lethal
I'm the wrong main character to treat like an equal
[Verse 2]
Sword on my back, that's plan B
Plan A? Bad day for your whole team
Black belt, black humor, red drip, mean
Still flirtin' with danger and the X-queen
I don't miss, I just reload quicker
Talk smack, break bones, take pictures (cheese)
Merch checks, bounty on my name
But they cancel contracts when they see my aim
Got the gold in the palm, that swagger
Spin both twins, call 'em tongue‑waggin' daggers
One shot, two shot, three for the banter
Real life meme with a glitch in the manners (woo)
[Chorus]
Deadpool with the gold desert eagles
Both hands up, talkin' to the sequels (pow, pow)
Wisecracks fly, then the shells hit the pavement
Heal from the shots like I signed a new arrangement
Deadpool with the gold desert eagles
Mask half up, still stuntin' on the evil (yeah)
Laugh in your face when the chaos get lethal
I'm the wrong main character to treat like an equal
[Bridge]
Hit a pose in the smoke, that's me (that's me)
Still cute with a hole in my tee
Ask if I'm sane, I plead the fifth
Then flip that script with a gun‑fu twist (hey!)
Bad guy, good guy, who knows?
All I know
If it moves too close
Then both gold twins gonna steal that show (pow, pow, pow)
[Chorus]
Deadpool with the gold desert eagles
Both hands up, talkin' to the sequels (yeah)
Wisecracks fly, then the shells hit the pavement
Heal from the shots like I signed a new arrangement
Deadpool with the gold desert eagles
Mask half up, still stuntin' on the evil
Laugh in your face when the chaos get lethal
I'm the wrong main character to treat like an equal (yeah)