[Intro]
[low hum, distant siren, air-raid swell]
Yeah
Step in the fridge
(light off, click)
We cookin’
[Verse 1]
Male:
Open up the fridge, see a head in a pot
Label on the jar say “roommate, forgot”
Microwave ding, that’s a skull on reheat
Brain soup steaming on a paper plate seat
I’m the landlord, knocking with a chainsaw tax
Cut the rent in half, took his legs, that’s facts
Doorbell rings, postman in a plastic wrap
Signed for the package, it was me in the sack (what?)
Chillin’ in the basement with a laugh track loop
Every time I slip, you hear a kid say “oop”
Clown mask crooked, hoodie smellin’ like bleach
GPS say “you have reached… the breach”
[Chorus]
Welcome to the midnight meat grinder
Step inside, see what you can find there
Swipe left, match up with a ghost rider
Date night, dinner with a soul divider
Ha-ha, I’m fine, I’m fine
Just lost my mind another time
Midnight, teeth in a tidy line
Smile so wide, cut through the chyme (hey!)
[Verse 2]
Female:
I got a purse full of fingers, painted all black
Nails on fleek, they still tryin’ to text back
Bubblegum pink with a venomous gloss
Kiss of death, leave your shadow at a cross
I’m the cute one gigglin’ in the camcorder static
Trip over bodies like it’s mildly dramatic
Skate on the blood, call it indoor ice
“Oops, my bad” while I roll your dice
Pull up to your crib in a hearse, that’s Uber
Five-star ride, flexin’ out the brain tumor
Ask for a tip, you just gave me your spine
I stir it in my latte when I’m pressed for time (mmm)
[Chorus]
Welcome to the midnight meat grinder
Step inside, see what you can find there
Swipe left, match up with a ghost rider
Date night, dinner with a soul divider
Ha-ha, I’m fine, I’m fine
Just lost my mind another time
Midnight, teeth in a tidy line
Smile so wide, cut through the chyme
[Bridge]
[beat drops to low bass throb, trance synths rising]
Male:
Ring around the crime scene, pockets full of knives
Female:
Ashes, ashes, we pay the late fees on your lives (ooh)
Male:
Knock-knock
Female:
Who there?
Male:
Just despair
Female:
Tell it pull a chair, I’ll dye its hair
[Chorus]
Welcome to the midnight meat grinder
Step inside, see what you can find there
Swipe left, match up with a ghost rider
Date night, dinner with a soul divider
Ha-ha, I’m fine, I’m fine (so fine)
Just lost my mind another time (another time)
Midnight, teeth in a tidy line
Smile so wide, cut through the chyme (cut through, cut through)
[outro riser, distant laughter fading into dark ambient hiss]