[Verse 1]
Saw a samurai
Pants halfway sagging
Doing goofy faces
Mid-air planking
Serious sword
But his pose was tanking
He slipped on a pebble
And I started laughing
He froze in the air
Like a weirdboard statue
Crossed eyes
Tongue out
I said
“Bro
What happened to you?”
He tried to look cool
But his armor was clanking
Whole crowd staring
’cause this dude is planking
[Chorus]
Samurai doing goofy planking
(so goofy)
Had me crying
Had me shaking
(tears leaking)
It was so silly I was laughing
(laughing)
So
So silly that I started farting
(pfft pfft)
Samurai doing goofy planking
(hey!)
Whole squad rolling
Sides are aching
(ouch)
Funniest fight I’ve ever started
Too much silly
Now I’m farting
[Verse 2]
He yelled “HI-YA”
But his voice was squeaky
Helmet too big
And his socks all freaky
Tripped on a rock
Then he fell soft-hearted
Landed on me
And my butt just… started
That tiny toot
Turned into a trumpet
Kids in the back
Turning red like a sunset
He tried to be fierce
But we just kept cackling
Snort-laugh
Chair-laugh
Wild chain reaction
[Chorus]
Samurai doing goofy planking
(so goofy)
Had me crying
Had me shaking
(tears leaking)
It was so silly I was laughing
(laughing)
So
So silly that I started farting
(pfft pfft)
Samurai doing goofy planking
(hey!)
Whole squad rolling
Sides are aching
(ouch)
Funniest fight I’ve ever started
Too much silly
Now I’m farting