Non sense

Swerve left!

Swerve right!

Right foot on the gas pedal!

Switching lanes, dodging cars—

Drink in my hand, don’t give a damn!

(Girl, slow down!)

Girl, shut up! 😂

WE OUTSIDE!

Picky, picky, picky—yeah, I’m picky with these men,

If you don’t meet requirements, don’t approach me again.

Picky, picky, picky—I ain’t lowering the bar,

If you can’t pick me up, baby, stay where you are!

Hair done? CHECK!

Nails done? CHECK!

Makeup? CHECK!

(Thanks, Na Na!)

Booty still big?

YES SIR—CHECK!

Whole crew looking like somebody cut a check!

Tonight is girls’ night, chilling with the crew,

Found a brand-new spot with a better-looking view.

Better drinks, younger crowd, everybody looking fine,

Teresa’s was cool—but them old heads killed the vibe!

Old dude staring like, “Can I buy you a drink?”

Sir, you been holding that same beer since 1993!

NEXT!

Walk through the door and the whole room froze,

Hair flowing, lip gloss, cute little clothes.

They trying to get my attention—I’m dismissing them quick,

’Cause technically I had a man…

(Girl… TECHNICALLY?)

Well… shit. 😂

I was loyal, I was chilling, wasn’t looking at a soul,

Meanwhile I’m getting ignored?

Ohhhh, okay. Cool.

For an ugly booty chick?!

(Ain’t no way!)

Apparently there IS a way!

So tonight—

I’M OFF DUTY!

Picky, picky, picky—yeah, I’m picky with these men,

If you don’t meet requirements, don’t approach me again.

Picky, picky, picky—I ain’t lowering the bar,

If you can’t pick me up, baby, stay where you are!

Hair done? CHECK!

Nails done? CHECK!

Makeup? CHECK!

(THANKS, NA NA!)

Booty still big?

YES SIR! CHECK!

Attitude?

(Girl…)

DON’T CHECK THAT!

Now I need dates, flowers, booty rubs too,

Some grown-man attention—what that mouthpiece do?

Need somebody funny, smell good, got motion,

Don’t come over here selling dreams and emotions.

And baby, understand before you step into my section:

I’m extremely selective with romantic connections.

I like to laugh!

I like to scream!

I like to shout!

But if the qualifications ain’t qualifying—

GET OUT!

I’m picky!

Teeth? Let me see ’em.

Shoes? Let me see ’em.

Car? Let me see it.

Job? Better have it

(Why he looking down?)

OH HELL—NEXT!

Because listen…

If I can look back at it—

(laughing)

See it…

Hold it…

Live on it…

Or you can’t pick me up?

Baby…

DISMISS YOURSELF WITH THE QUICKNESS!

Don’t be over there stretching first either!

If you gotta yell—

“ONE… TWO… THREE… LIFT!”

Put me DOWN!

Immediately! 😂

Now my old situation might still get a little pass,

I ain’t saying never—I’m just taking back my class.

Catch me next time, maybe we can still kick it,

But don’t confuse access with getting reinstated.

You had premium membership, now you pay per visit!

No automatic renewal—boy, handle your business!

And you already know my number-one decree:

I COME FIRST—OR DON’T COME CALLING ME!

(Period!)

Swerve left