Class mein aate hain, par dhyan kahaan hai?
Teacher ke sawaalon pe, silence ka samaan hai!
Peechhe baithe hum, duniya se juda,
Frontbenchers rote, hum bole—“Bhai, chhodo na!Lecture bore kare, toh chhupa ke phone chalayein,
Peechhe baith ke dost ke saath meme banayein!
Padhai ka tension kal dekh lenge,
Aaj toh sirf recess ki planning karenge!
Teacher ne pucha, “Beta sun rahe ho?”
Dil bola, “Haan sir,” par dimaag so raha ho!
Attendance lagwaana, ek bada mission,
Proxy ka jugaad, apna full tradition!Degree mil bhi gayi, ya fail ho gaye,
Masti ke din yaar, yaad toh rahenge!
Boring zindagi mein, thoda fun leke aaye,
Backbenchers ki yaadein, dil ke kareeb rahein!Arrey hum hain backbenchers, tension free venture,
Padhai se door, par masti ke center!
Future ki fikar, kabhi karni nahi,
College ke yaaron ki yaari kam huni nahi!Attendance ka tension, proxy lagwaayein,
Kahin bhi chance mile, photo kheenchwaayein!
Roll number sunte hi, aankhon mein aansu,
Par viva ke time pe, sab bhool gaye answer!Lecture chal raha, par hum toh maze mein,
Peeche se patang udaayein hawa ke phase mein!
Exam ka syllabus toh aaj tak dekha nahi,
Par dost ka birthday ho toh party chhoda nahi!Arrey hum hain backbenchers, tension free venture,
Padhai se door, par masti ke center!
Late aayein, notes udhaar laayein,
Exam mein last night pe yaad kar paayeinPadhai ka tension, kal dekh lenge,
Aaj toh sirf canteen ki planning karenge!
Future ki fikar abhi chhodo na yaar,
Chai ki ek chuski, tension ki haar!Office ke cabin mein, jab bore ho jaayein,
Flashback mein hum phir class ko bulayein!
Jis din na padhein, wahi din suhaane,
Zindagi bhi bole, “Backbencher hi rehna deAaj yeh din hain, kal yaad aayenge,
Professor bhi bolega, “Woh pagal the waise!”
Degree mil bhi gayi, ya fail ho gaye,
Masti ke din yaar, yaad toh rahenge!Backbencher ki yaari, sabse pyaari,
Zindagi hai tension-free, mast humari!
Koi samjhe ya naa samjhe dukh kaisa,
College ke yaar hi, asli hai rishhta!
