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Lyrics
[Intro – glitched spoken]
Yo… they gave me a bag of microdots and said “make it funny”
I said “how funny?”
They said “golf course funny… and a little bit freaky”
[Verse 1]
Planted one in hole 11 at Trump National Bedminster
Right under the pin flag, next to the divot
Hole 18 got two — one in the cup, one in the sand trap
So when you putt you can hear the wind… and your secrets
Dropped a bug in the toaster so every Pop-Tart confession is on record
One behind the fridge magnet of the family dog
One inside the vacuum so it sucks up more than just dust
One in the laundry basket under the “not yet dirty” socks
[Chorus]
The CIA made me bug everything
The CIA made me bug everything
The CIA made me bug everything
Everywhere, everywhere, even the weird places
[Verse 2]
Put a mic in the showerhead so it hears the off-key singing
One under the toilet seat (left side, never the right)
One in the sock drawer next to the lonely left sock
One taped under the mattress where the springs complain the loudest
Bugged the blender so smoothies tell on you
Bugged the remote so it knows what you pause at 2 a.m.
Bugged the dog’s collar — now the walk is a wiretap
Bugged the yoga mat so downward dog has company
[Chorus]
The CIA made me bug everything
The CIA made me bug everything
The CIA made me bug everything
Everywhere, everywhere, even the weird places
[Bridge – half-whispered, half-yelled]
Hot tub jets? Bugged.
Vending machine that always steals your dollar? Bugged.
The “employees must wash hands” sign? Oh you better believe it’s bugged.
Even the little mint on the hotel pillow is listening…
…and it judges you.
[Final Chorus – stacked vocals, more unhinged]
The CIA made me bug everything
The CIA made me bug everything
The CIA made me bug everything
Everywhere, everywhere, even the weird places
(yeah they made me)
The CIA made me bug everything
[Outro - Spoken Sung]
Hole 11 still open for business
Hole 18 still taking confessions
And your shower still knows the words to that one song
Details
GeneratedAug 20, 2026
Duration2:43
LanguageEnglish
Style
Glitchy hyperpop + manic 8-bit chiptune, pitch-shifted vocal stutters, chaotic meme samples, brainrot bass under 120 bpm
Credits
Prompt by
LegionX
LegionXModelAria v5.5
