[Intro]
What can I say that I haven't already,
Brain won't play along,
Come on let's make a good song,
Write about that time I did that thing,
You know, don't you remember,
[Hook] Brain can yiu tell the story for me please, I'd be thankful, thankfully, thanking you, Yiu know thay one time, The time you thought I was gonna get you kicked out as a kid, just a boyscout at life, knew nothing yet, [Vers1] Ohhhh oh oh ooohhhhh Kay, ok ok, Brain here, I definitely remember, before we had sense, had none didn't have any, So one day we thought it was cool to have the kind of fun leaving you in a puddle of Drool, but yet you decided the guy with the wet owed you, bad decisions, went on a mission, Dubble pistol grip pump, 20 round drum, semi auto, 12gage and the AR 100 round drum, dum dum, we ride wasted in the hood kc, quendarow, so we pull up out the car clic clac straps out, stupid moves, beating on the door, over and over again, no one's coming, probably passed out on that wet man, [Hook] Brain can yiu tell the story for me please, I'd be thankful, thankfully, thanking you, Yiu know thay one time, The time you thought I was gonna get you kicked out as a kid, just a boyscout at life, knew nothing yet, [Vers2] We get back in the car, cop lights soround us, fuck it's a bust, I thought i was fucced man..Well cop asked Do you have any weapons, granads, assault rifles, Machine guns., anything that can hurt me, he's laughing, I said we'll officer big slurs in the words, yes, I confess, I have 12gage pump 20 round drum, and an AR with 100 round drum, in the trunk, fully loaded ready to dump, the cop says ok walking away to his car, [Hook] Brain can yiu tell the story for me please, I'd be thankful, thankfully, thanking you, Yiu know thay one time, The time you thought I was gonna get you kicked out as a kid, just a boyscout at life, knew nothing yet, [Vers3] He didn't believe me, crazy, profiling a white boy, completely getting it wrong, he gonna learn soon not long, asked me to get out the car backup shows up, I told you, what's in the trunk, cop said pop it let's see, ok ok if you insist, trunk pops his gun draws, on the ground he yells guns out on the car too, [Hook] Brain can yiu tell the story for me please, I'd be thankful, thankfully, thanking you, Yiu know thay one time, The time you thought I was gonna get you kicked out as a kid, just a boyscout at life, knew nothing yet, [Hook4] There leagil officer papers with them back there, he couldn't figure out how to unload the beast, hands street sweeper to me drunk on wet high as can be, unload these, Pop whip down emptied quickly, he was surprised, some how I leave with guns weed wet and everything. Said don't come back around, next time I'll put you down, unbelievable I'm lucky as fucccc, he didn't want to deal with it sent me home, made my boy drive for me he even had a Greenleaf in his ear, lucky day of that year, Lessons learned, I would maybe just be