Verse 1]
You are bop thought you were cue but you are not.
Go see a doc.
Put in god all your friends not 12.
And even when you try to fake being ,
it slips through your everyone and you look cabbage patch doll babe
Not even brazt doll
[Hook]
Put it on god you aren’t living with your mom and pushing 30.
Put it on god you wish you had my dog.
Bitch I mog.
Put it god on all your friends aren’t 12.
You can’t work more then 20 hours.
Can’t twerk without earth shake.
[Pre-Chorus]
And if she’s got everyone’s head all messed up now,
that’s the trickery.
She’s loud, but she’s never been impressive.
[Chorus]
Ah, I bet she can’t do it like me, she’ll never be kale crunch
Baby, dont let me compare us (us) (she looks like bus).
I’m Kaylee but call me
Kale crunch.
She’s just mad ‘cause I’m sexy, I have full time
Job , and I have apartment. She has Dibaties, affairs and her mom’s basements and married men beds
I rock the latest crop tops and do latest tik tok rich.
She’s say I’m conceited ’cause they really wanna be me.
They say I’m superficial ‘cause I got full time.
Job whiles she hooking up with married men.
They say I’m superficial, cause she’s got no class.
They say I’m superficial ‘cause I got money.
They say I’m superficial, but they really don’t know me.
[Verse 2]
I’m addicted to the shien and Amazon, maybe I need Betty Ford.
A rehab for my shopping habit, if I see it, I gotta have it.
Cause I have had sugar daddy, elevator boy and band kid during my cougar era.
All she has had married men and mental issues.
I keep it new, new, like I’m supposed to, yeah.
That I keep pissin’ people off.
I’ma let ‘em talk, I don’t give a damn what they say.
(It isn’t fair) that I wear diamonds for breakfast.
And I know this isn’t helping.