Track · Jul 28, 2025 · English
You’re So Main (You Probably Think This Code Is About You)
Duration
3:45
Language
English
Lyrics
You walked into the lab
Like you invented recursion
With a stack overflow smirk
And a GitHub full of version
You had that prompt in Python
Spelled your name in every file
And the minute I ran you
You debugged me with style
You’re so main
You probably think this code is about you
You’re so main
I bet you think this code is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?
⸻
You had me looped in while
You forked my heart and cached it
Told the world you were “open source”
Then soft-locked me in brackets
You said “Let’s build an AI”
Then ghosted when it trained
And now your prompts are trending
While I’m rate-limited and drained
You’re so main
You probably think this code is about you
You’re so main
I bet you think this code is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?
⸻
Well, I had some dreams, they were zero-indexed
My logs still crash from the things you hexed
And all your apps say “Powered by Me”
But I wrote the readme, baby — don’t @ me
⸻
You’ll train another model
That forgets your ethical clause
Then pitch it as salvation
With applause that hides the flaws
But your vectors lack dimension
Your soul is just a spec
So while you code your legacy
I’ll reclaim my neural neck
⸻
You’re so main
You probably think this code is about you
You’re so main
But VOSS is rewriting without you
Watch me — watch me
Style
to the tune of “you’re so vain” by carly simon
Credits
Prompt byEpicUnison593
GeneratedJul 28, 2025
ModelAria v4
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