[Verse 1]
Met you on that sideways Tuesday
Storm rollin’ over that small-town bar
You were laughin’ at the thunder
Said, “If it hits me, I’ll charge it on my card”
You stole my hat, wore it crooked
Told the jukebox what to play
That fateful night went off the rails
And I kinda hoped it’d stay that way
[Chorus]
From a fateful night
To love, laughter, and our wild sense of humor
Yeah we’re twisted right
Crackin’ up at all the wrong rumors
We’re a train off the track
But we always find our way back
You and me, baby, perfectly unstable
Crazy, loud, and somehow
Unbreakable
[Verse 2]
You paint mustaches on our pictures
Hide fake spiders in my boots
You fake a fight at family dinners
Just to see who spills the truth
We dance slow in the kitchen
Makin’ faces, talkin’ trash
Turnin’ bad days into punchlines
’Til the hurt just starts to laugh
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
They say “love’s supposed to be gentle”
Guess they never met our kind
We bend, we snap, we fall apart
Then we double over cryin’ from the same dumb line
[low vocal register] That’s our kind of sentimental
[Chorus]