Juanita

Man, I met this girl named Juanita

And boy she had a apple bottom

And she put me on

I said young lady now what’s your name?

My name is Juan Carlos and I play no games,

She said Juanita and she gave me a wink

I said nice to meet you can I buy you a drink?

She said that she can’t because she needs to drive, I said no young lady I’ll give you that ride.

She asked for shot I asked what did she want

“I don’t know all lot?”

Now tell me brother have you heard of that?

Let me not get the story way of track.

Hey bartender let me get your best booze

Looking at Juanita but it was her boobs.

We started laughing having a good time.

She said it’s time to go now how about that ride?

Now I’m in love

And Her name is Juanita

It was nice to meet ya

Brown curly hair

Thick short Latina

Big fat ass

Big lips I see ya

We walked out the bar

Looking for my car

She asked where it’s at

I said it’s really pretty far.

She said that’s ok let’s play a game

What would you do if I just walked away?

Girl I wouldn’t give chase

But I’ll say please wait

Meeting here tonight could’ve been fate.

She said so you religious?

No im not really

My boy Billy is and man that’s kinda silly.

We were here to meet, today and last week

He never showed up and then it had me think.

Now I’m in love

And Her name is Juanita

It was nice to meet ya

Brown curly hair

Thick short Latina

Big fat ass

Big lips I see ya

As we walking man it pretty late, the time is past 12 and I got a pretty date.

Tell me Juanita where do you live?

She said a few blocks down next door to some kids.

I said oh is that right by the house on 48?

Yeah that’s right

Billy lives near great.

He hasn’t been in touch

Then me and her started making out.

She gave me some tongue and it tasted kinda funny, a mix between shots and parasitic money.

She got on her knees looking for my trunk

I said “my god this is going to be fun”

She came up quick said she wants a quickie

Makes on my neck

She gave me some hickies.

I’m here getting ready thinking boy this shits trippy, pulled down her pants and said my real name is Billy

What the fuck