INTRO
bzzzt—radio static
“Well, well, well…
Welcome to tonight’s special broadcast.
Dinner’s served.”
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VERSE 1
Step in the kitchen and the lights turn red,
He’s stirring up trouble with a smile so dead.
Vintage grin carved sharp like a blade,
Swing steps bounce to the chaos he made.
네 심장 뛰어—he hears every beat,
Click-clack cane tapping down the street.
Jazz horns scream while the bass drops violent,
He cooks in silence—
You’re not safe when he’s silent.
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PRE-CHORUS
Spices burn, the shadows shake,
He hums your name like a sweet mistake.
Don’t get close, don’t ask why—
One taste and you’ll never say goodbye.
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CHORUS
Alastor’s Jambalaya—
Stir it slow, the fear gets higher.
One wrong move and you’re the fire,
Laughing while your fate expires.
Alastor’s Jambalaya—
Mixing dread with sweet desire.
Take a bite—your soul’s the buyer.
Darling, dinner’s getting dire.
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VERSE 2
He dances circles like a cartoon spell,
A gentleman devil with stories to tell.
Smile real wide—
You’re already caught,
He seasons the pot
With every dark thought.
Cajun heat, radio static crack,
Snap of his fingers—
You ain’t coming back.
His grin grows tall when your courage drops,
In this kitchen…
Fear never stops.
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PRE-CHORUS
Spices burn, the shadows shake,
He hums your name like a sweet mistake.
Don’t get close, don’t ask why—
One taste and you’ll never say goodbye.
⸻
CHORUS
Alastor’s Jambalaya—
Stir it slow, the fear gets higher.
One wrong move and you’re the fire,
Laughing while your fate expires.
Alastor’s Jambalaya—
Mixing dread with sweet desire.
Take a bite—your soul’s the buyer.
Darling, dinner’s getting dire.
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BRIDGE
“And now, folks…
For tonight’s special ingredient…
YOU.”
laugh echoes
Taste the tune,
Taste the trap,
Taste the end
Right in his lap.
Crawl or scream—
It won’t matter,
In Alastor’s pot
All souls shatter.
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FINAL CHORUS
Alastor’s Jambalaya—
Fear and flavor intertwined.
Run away—he’ll still find ya,
Smiling like he lost his mind.
Alastor’s Jambalaya—
Devil’s dish, you can’t deny.
Take a bite—kiss life goodbye.
Dinner’s ready.
Goodnight.
Dashxxvibes
