[Verse]
Mr. Radius, chunkier than a pro wrestler,
In class barking orders, more grip than a Tesla,
Yells loud, voice crack through the chalkboard haze,
Spit spray like a sprinkler, kids caught in a daze.
[Verse 2]
Angles obtuse, his attitude acute,
Shouting loud, vocal cords always on mute,
Homework toss like a frisbee, boo if you miss,
Jets of spit hissing, students dodge, reminisce.
[Chorus]
Rotund Mr. Radius, the floorboard quakes,
Every step, a commotion, students call it an earthquake,
Sharp tongue, sharper than a protractor’s beak,
Messin' up equations, while the kids critique.
[Bridge]
Square up with him, might end up an exponent,
Arguin' geometry like it's a high-stakes moment,
Pythagorean would've quit, challenge too steep,
Sent kids packing with folders, math dreams asleep.
[Verse 3]
Messy calculations, solutions blurry,
Answers wrong, laugh off, says don't you worry,
Mr. Radius fumbles, throws hands in the air,
Disjointed conclusions, scattered everywhere.
[Chorus]
Rotund Mr. Radius, the floorboard quakes,
Every step, a commotion, students call it an earthquake,
Sharp tongue, sharper than a protractor’s beak,
Messin' up equations, while the kids critique.