pondering. Funny thoughts, from my head to you. fauls and true.
Why did the snowman suddenly smile like that. My boy could see the snowblower coming. Blowing everyday.
What did Nala say to Simba in bed?
Move fasta (Mufasa). Or What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
“Want to see if it fits. (Loose lips.)
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant. My boy forgot to wrap his Whopper. (Never Forget never regret)
Which animal has the largest chest?
A Z-bra. (biggins boobies boober bomber.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants (looking into the future)
My girl asked me to spoon in bed, but i told her I’d rather fork. (all over the place)
What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam? Only one has nuts.
(crazy truth) What does the horny toad say? Rub it. Rub it. Rub it. (over and over again) What do you call a granny with a boobjob? A faux-pair. (Fun Bags Dubble bubble. Chest Cannons. Knockers.)
What does a hot dog use for protection?
Condoments. (safety first)
What does a robot do after a one-night stand. nuts and bolts. (gotta bounce)
What do you call an Italian call girl?
A pasta-tute. (tasty Belladonna)
Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you. (sweet cherry)
How did the police catch the naked dude breaking into Zales? They snatched him by the jewels. (ouch) What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs. (no game) What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to his new lover, Show me the honey. Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle. Want to hear a clean joke? The white horse took a bath.
(to Dirty) What gets wetter when things get steamy? Steamboats. (moter boat)
What's 6 inches long and has 2 nuts at the end? An Almond Joy. (make her happy)
Why did the male chicken wear underwear on its head? Because its pecker was on its face. Can I watch TV? Yes, but don't turn it on. (it's a pervert) Why did the ranch blush?
He saw the salad dressing. (crewton's.)
What’s hot, pink and wet? A pig in a hot tub.
(bacon) Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend? Because he had a reptile dysfunction. (limpin lizard)
What's the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaah!'? About three inches. What holds those buns firmly and makes them look round and pretty? A hair tie unfortunately.
What is Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat out. Wendy’s.no lie. Why did the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells.
A couple were snuggling and his wife said softly, “Speaking of fantasies, how about the one of you ironing? What do you play with at night that also vibrates? A cell phone. Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg. Because they won't stop to ask for directions my boys get lost.
What’s in my pants that you won’t find in a girl’s pants? Pockets. She holding mine.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
“If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. Saggin and swingin.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball. She gagged. What did Nala say to Simba? Ha
MAC Cracker. 
