Crooked Steve

**Title: Crooked Neck Steve**

(Verse 1)

Oh, Steve wakes up in the morning light,

In his old chair where he sleeps at night,

With a neck so twisted, he can hardly see,

His wife’s a puppet, oh, what a sight to be!

(Chorus)

Crooked Neck Steve, why can’t you see?

Your chair’s not a bed, set that neck free!

With a puppet for a wife, they dance and they play,

But that crooked neck's got a price to pay.

(Verse 2)

He dreams of mountains, of faraway lands,

But wakes up aching with his head in his hands,

His puppet wife whispers, "Oh, dear Steve,

Let’s find a new way, let’s make you believe."

(Chorus)

Crooked Neck Steve, why can’t you see?

Your chair’s not a bed, set that neck free!

With a puppet for a wife, they dance and they play,

But that crooked neck's got a price to pay.

(Bridge)

They laugh through the pain, they take it in stride,

With strings of love, they’ll never divide.

So Steve, take a stand, let go of that chair,

With a little support, you’ll breathe in the air!

(Chorus)

Crooked Neck Steve, now can you see?

Your chair’s not a bed, set that neck free!

With a puppet by your side, you’ll dance through the day,

No more crooked neck, let the worries drift away.

(Outro)

So here’s to Steve, with a smile on his face,

Finding comfort in love, in this wild, crazy space.

With a puppet for a wife, they’ll conquer the night,

Crooked Neck Steve, everything’s gonna be alright!