Washed in water (still a no)

Intro)

(Slow, heavy bass line building up)

(Spoken)

Oh, so the "greener grass" was just a dirt lot?

The "someone else" turned out to be... nobody?

Funny how that works.

Check the clock—your fifteen minutes are up.

(Verse 1)

You walked out thinking the world was a buffet

Told me you’d find a king and be on your way

But six months later, you’re looking at an empty plate

Turns out nobody wanted to carry your weight

You went out hunting for a brand new thrill

But you’re back at my door because the world’s been chill!

(Chorus)

Now you’re praying to God, but I ain't listening!

You’re crying on your knees, but I’m just whistling!

You got baptised to wash the guilt away?

Keep dunking your head, girl, I’m here to stay—

ALONE! And I’m loving every minute of it!

Yeah, I didn’t take you back! (Ha!)

No, I didn’t take you back! (Whoo!)

(Verse 2)

You tried to play the field but you got no plays

Now you’re missing the man from your "boring" days

You brought the "A-game" back to the sheets

Thinking great sex would fix your retreats

Yeah, it felt good, I won’t even lie

But I still waved you a big "goodbye"!

(Bridge)

You didn't leave for love, you left for greed

Now you’re crawling back for the life you need

The "someone else" was just a ghost in your head

Now you’re haunted by the words you said!

(Chorus)

You’re praying to God, but He’s busy right now!

You’re making a scene, take a final bow!

You got baptised? Cool, hope the water was cold!

'Cause this "happily ever after" is getting old!

Yeah, I didn’t take you back! (Ha!)

No, I didn’t take you back! (See ya!)

(Outro)

Zero for two.

No new guy, and definitely no me.

(Cold silence)