DJ: Welcome back to Couples Clash! Elon & Trump vs. Daniel & Monika! Let's get it!
(Round 1: Elon Musk & Donald Trump)
Elon:
Yo, Musk in the house, with Prez number one!
Best economy ever, victory lap run!
Lowered the taxes, made MAGA ignite,
While you two were just lost in the night.
Trump:
Nobody did it better, believe me, okay?
Fake News couldn't stop us, no way!
Built walls, made deals, tremendous and great!
You two? Sad! Just can't relate!
(Round 2: Daniel Nelson & Monika)
Daniel:
"Best economy"? Please, check the national debt!
Division and chaos is all that you set.
"America First" left allies estranged,
Your four years left normalcy rearranged.
Monika:
Scandals on scandals, "drain the swamp" failed,
Truth took a beating, trust was derailed.
You talk about winning? Remember the vote?
The country decided your ship wouldn't float.
(Round 3: Elon Musk & Donald Trump)
Elon:
Disruption's the game, change isn't neat!
He challenged the system right out on the street!
Free speech on X, unlike your controlled stage!
We fight for the future, turn a new page!
Trump:
We were winning! It was rigged, a disgrace!
Couldn't beat us fairly in that race!
Appointed great judges, kept promises true!
Better than what we're seeing from YOU!
(Round 4: Daniel Nelson & Monika - The Finish)
Daniel:
"Rigged" is the echo when victory's denied,
Lost the House, Senate, White House—nowhere to hide.
That isn't a win, Don, it's clear defeat,
Your claims of greatness just aren't concrete.
Monika:
Governing's substance, not just noise and boast,
It's unity, progress, not playing the host
To chaos and fiction, your chapter is closed,
The results are in, the people opposed.
Battle's done, verdict is cast,
Nelson and Monika win. Your time has passed.
(Mic Drop)
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