[Verse 1]
You showed up looking innocent,
Yeah, that should’ve been my first red flag.
Cute little smile, smart-ass mouth,
Now half your shit’s inside my bag.
We skipped the normal introduction,
Went straight from “Hi” to “What the hell?”
Now we’re arguing over nothing
While you’re laughing ’cause you know me well.
You steal the blanket, hog the bed,
Say “I’m not mad” while seeing red.
I say one thing, you hear three—
Somehow this works perfectly.
[Pre-Chorus]
We should probably come with warning signs,
But where’s the fun in playing nice?
[Chorus]
You’re the worst good idea I’ve ever had,
A little bit sweet and a whole lot bad.
You drive me crazy, I drive you insane,
Then five minutes later we’re laughing again.
We’re loud, we’re weird,
We’re way too much.
We talk our shit,
Then kiss and make up.
If loving you’s questionable judgment,
Baby, I’m guilty as hell.
You’re the worst good idea I’ve ever had—
And it’s working out pretty damn well.
[Verse 2]
You yell at characters on the TV,
I pretend I don’t—but yeah, I do.
You say Luffy would kick my ass,
I say Zoro’s carrying your whole damn crew.
You’re punk-rock playing through the speakers,
I’m turning it louder at the light.
You’re dancing like nobody’s watching,
I’m thinking, “Yeah, she’s coming home tonight.”
We don’t do quiet very well,
Normal sounds boring as hell.
You get dramatic, I get smart—
Great combination. Brilliant start.
[Pre-Chorus]
Maybe somebody should supervise us.
Actually—nah.
They’d never survive us.
[Chorus]
You’re the worst good idea I’ve ever had,
A little bit sweet and a whole lot bad.
You drive me crazy, I drive you insane,
Then five minutes later we’re laughing again.
We’re loud, we’re weird,
We’re way too much.
We talk our shit,
Then kiss and make up.
If loving you’s questionable judgment,
Baby, I’m guilty as hell.
You’re the worst good idea I’ve ever had—
And it’s working out pretty damn well.
[Bridge — half-time, cocky]
You’re stubborn.
I’m worse.
You overthink.
I make it worse.
You say, “Don’t buy me anything.”
Yeah…
We both know how that works.
You say I’m impossible.
I say, “Look who’s talking.”
Then you give me that look—
Oh.
We’re not finishing this argument.
[Drums kick back in]
ONE! TWO!
ONE-TWO-THREE-GO!
[Final Chorus]
You’re the worst good idea I’ve ever had,
My favorite pain in the ass.
No perfect lines, no movie scene,
Just you being you and me being me.
We’re loud, we’re weird,
And that’s our thing.
No glass slippers,
No matching rings—
Just laughing too hard,
Staying up too late,
Making questionable choices
That somehow turn out great.
If loving you’s questionable judgment,
I’ll make the same mistake again.
You’re the worst good idea I’ve ever had—
And I’d do it
all
over
again.
[Outro]
You: “I’m not mad.”
Me: “Sure.”
…and here we fucking go.