[Verse 1]
Dani on the couch
Daytime TV glow
Remote in one hand
Chardonnay in tow
The Botox froze her smile
Can’t tell if she’s mad
Her mood swings sharper than the knife she never had
[Prechorus]
She’s scrolling Instagram
Scrolling through lies
Filters on her face
But you see the disguise
[Chorus]
Dani
Dani
Can’t handle her drink
Falling off the wagon quicker than you think
Hemorrhoids and heartbreak
Antidepressant stash
Bad Botox dreams
But she’s still talking trash
[Verse 2]
Her yoga mat’s dusty
Gym shoes still boxed
Says she’s zen now
But her chakras are blocked
Blames the universe
Blames her horoscope
Blames the wine that drowned her last ounce of hope
[Prechorus]
She’s throwing shade online
Throwing it hard
Keyboard warrior with a maxed-out credit card
[Chorus]
Dani
Dani
Can’t handle her drink
Falling off the wagon quicker than you think
Hemorrhoids and heartbreak
Antidepressant stash
Bad Botox dreams
But she’s still talking trash