[Verse 1]
Sitting in my car and watching people go by
Maybe one of these days we should start asking why
Why did Disney have to buy Star Wars
Why was deadwood canceled
Why did marvel make she-hulk
But then we start to have hope again
We were just starting to love again
We just starting to learn how to trust again
We were starting to learn how to smile again
So why
Why did Ellie become a dad?
[chorus]
Bella Ramsey sucks at her job
She looks like a potato faced slob
Everytime I see your face
It Makes me happy
Everytime I see Bella’s face
I throw up
[ Verse 2]
I know that she is a she
But does she?
I know she’s happy
But should we?
Maybe we can start asking why
Because Bella Ramsey as Ellie makes me cry
I hate Bella Ramsey, I will not lie
[Chorus plays again]
[ SoftGuitar solo]
[Verse 3]
I know I shouldn’t be mean
I know shouldn’t be crude
But I know what she is
And I find her pretty rude
Maybe one day we look back and laugh
At how much we hated the fact that she tries to be a dude
But she is she
And I am a dude
But she says she is an it
And I am just a dude
She calls me names
And I call her a dude
Because she looks like one