[Intro Spoken– little alien voice, spoken fast & bouncy]
Zoom zoom zip! I smell cookies!!
I don’t know what a reindeer is—but I wanna kiss it!!
[Verse 1]
I crashlanded near your chimney
Sleigh bells ringing in my brain
Tried to wrap the Milky Way
But the tape got stuck again
Snuck into your kitchen, put tinsel on the cat
Ate a whole fruitcake—don’t regret that!
[Pre-Chorus]
Hot cocoa in my blaster cup
Marshmallow missiles loading up
You said “calm down” but I won’t slow
’Til I’m tangled in a bow!
[Chorus]
Jingle jammers, I’m the spark!
Rockin’ rockets through the dark
Fa-la-la-la-faster now—
Snowball fights on Mars somehow!
Beep beep Santa, catch my vibe
This sugar rush is set to hyperdrive
Zibber’s here—so deck the stars!
Merry mischief from the planet Zarp!
[Verse 2]
Sleddin’ on a hoverboard
Crashing through your living room
Stole your mistletoe and screamed,
“IT’S MY TURN TO ZOOM-ZOOM!”
Laser lights and candy canes
Wrapped your dog in Christmas chains
Oops—but look! He’s waggin’!
So I guess I’m still your favorite alien!
[Pre-Chorus]
Sniffed a candle, took a nap
Woke up in a Santa cap
Lit the tree with my antenna
Time for interstellar splenda!
[Chorus – repeat]
Jingle jammers, I’m the spark!
Rockin’ rockets through the dark
Fa-la-la-la-faster now—
Snowball fights on Mars somehow!
Beep beep Santa, catch my vibe
This sugar rush is set to hyperdrive
Zibber’s here—so deck the stars!
Merry mischief from the planet Zarp!
[Bridge – tempo slows briefly]
Snow is weird… but I like it!
Tastes like sparkles!
Wait—this present’s makin’ noise—
Oh no it’s MOVING—
…IT’S A PUPPY!!
[Chorus – full blast final]
Jingle jammers, can’t be tamed!
Rocket socks and candy games
Zibber’s gift is love (and glitter)
Spinning ‘round like an orbital twister!
Beep beep Santa, launch that sleigh!
I’m your chaos cabaret!
Merry mayhem? YES INDEED!
Signed with love and alien speed—
[Outro – Zibber, whispered]
…fa-la-la-la-what-does-this-button-do?
KA-BOOM!
Nyxa_Vale
