(Beat drops with a goofy bounce…)
Verse 1:
Man, women got powers, I swear it’s unreal,
She say she “fine,” but I know how she feel.
Can’t find her keys but can find MY lies,
Can’t find the remote but sees dirt with her eyes.
She’ll say “I’m not hungry,” then eat my fries,
Ask what’s wrong — “NOTHING.” Bro, I’m fighting for my life.
She’ll take half the bed and all the covers too,
Roll over like, “Baby, why you on the floor, boo?”
Hook:
Women… they magical, wild and bold,
Scary when they mad but sweet when they cold.
Funny how they say they don’t need no man,
But still ask you to open every jar in the pan.
Verse 2:
She got 82 lotions, 45 sprays,
One for the mornings, one for sad days.
Hair ties everywhere except when she need one,
And when she finally finds it, yeah — that thing done.
She’ll say “Pick somewhere to eat,” so I grab my keys,
Suggest one spot and she hits me with “Nah, not these.”
She ask for a massage, I get to rubbing her back —
Five minutes later she knocked out, snoring like a Pontiac.
Verse 3 (Funny + light dirty):
She classy in public, crazy at home,
She’ll kiss my neck once and my brain gone.
She swear she innocent — girl stop the cap,
You tried to jump me last night soon as I took my nap.
She act all sweet when she wants my hoodie,
Then roast me in public like “Boy you ain’t even that good lookin’.”
But later that night she all over me,
Talking ‘bout “Do that thing I like” — girl, specify PLEASE.
She’ll say “I’m not trying nothing wild tonight,”
Then five minutes later she switching the light.
Got me tired as hell like “Time-out, coach!”
She like “Naw baby, we don’t do those.”
Hook (Extended):
Women… funny, freaky, stubborn, sweet,
Got angel energy with demon feet.
They’ll say “I don’t want you”…
Then steal your snacks, your blankets, your heartbeat too.
Verse 4:
She emotional as hell but won’t admit it,
She’ll cry at a puppy then fight me in minutes.
She organize my stuff, then get mad I can’t find it,
Girl you moved my things — I WALKED AWAY TO REMIND IT.
She’ll say “I don’t care,” then care too much,
She’ll ignore my text but want instant touch.
She crazy, she wild, she one big mystery,
But man… she the best thing that ever happened to me.
Outro:
Yeah, women keep life wild but that’s alright,
They the reason we smile, reason we sleep at night.
Funny little puzzles from heaven above…
And we confused 90% of the time — but still in love. 😆❤️
