Dirt Roads and Denim Dreams

I don't need no tractor life

No hay bales or a picket knife

Chasing cows ain't my scene

I prefer caffeine and a movie screen

Dirt roads and denim dreams

Ain't as cool as they all seem

Trade your barn for a drum machine

Yeehaw’s just a broken meme

Moonshine in a mason jar

I’d rather sip soda at a dive bar

Fishing rods and rusty trucks

Sounds like a weekend that really sucks

Who needs a field of fireflies

When Wi-Fi lights up the skies

Dirt roads and denim dreams

Ain't as cool as they all seem

Trade your barn for a drum machine

Yeehaw’s just a broken meme

Your boots are loud but your words are hollow

The horses run but who wants to follow

Plaid shirts fade and the sunsets too

But sarcasm’s eternal

Unlike you