Janie is my cat

[Verse]
Janie is the kind of girl who will take you for a fool
She stares out of the window all afternoon 
Ignores you when you try to speak 
And screams to bring her food
She won’t rest until she gets a snack 
That’s why she got so fat

[Chorus]
I dont know why I love her 
But the facts are facts
She can get away with it
Because Janie is my cat! 

[Verse]
Janie is the kind of girl who will judge the world 
She contributes nothing but severe unending scorn 
She stalks the house her eyes alert
Now there’s shattered glass
Janie cannot stand to see 
A cup without a crack 

[Chorus]
I dont know why I love her 
But the facts are facts
She can get away with it
Because Janie is my cat! 

[Bridge]
She’s an asshole
And she whines
And she wakes me from my sleep 
But I can’t help but love her
Damn it, Janie 


[Final Chorus]
I dont know why I love her 
But the facts are facts
She can get away with it
Because Janie is my cat! 

Fucking cat 

Soft rock. Melodic, female, catchy