Fuck Around & Find Out

Well…

That seemed like a good idea at the time.

I got good intentions and questionable plans

Half a tank of gas and blood on my hands

Okay, that’s paint, but you get the gist

I’ve never met a bad idea I couldn’t assist

Mama said, “Baby, think that through”

I said, “Absolutely”

Then did what I was gonna do

There’s a little voice saying, “Don’t you dare”

But there’s another one saying

“Bitch, we’re already here”

Fuck around

Find out

That’s how we learn what life’s about

Bad decisions, good stories

Little bit of hell, little accidental glory

Fuck around

Find out

If there’s a button, I’m pressing it now

Could’ve played safe

Could’ve stayed home

But where’s the fuckin’ fun in knowing what you know?

If it says “Do Not Enter,” that’s interesting

If it says “Don’t Touch,” that’s basically flirting

If somebody says, “There’s no way that’ll work”

Congratulations

You just gave me a project

I don’t go looking for trouble

That’s a vicious rumor

Trouble sees me coming and says

“Oh good, you brought tools.”

Fuck around

Find out

Scientific method, southern route

Form a hypothesis

Test that shit

If everything catches fire

Revise it a bit

Fuck around

Find out

Curiosity killed the cat, allegedly

But satisfaction brought him back

And I’ve got nine lives

Plus roadside assistance

Some people learn from wisdom

Some people learn from doubt

Some of us apparently

Have to physically find out

Should we?

…No.

Could we?

…Probably.

Will we?

Baby, you already know.

FUCK AROUND

FIND OUT

Raise a little hell and figure it out

Life’s too short for “maybe someday”

And I’ve got jumper cables anyway

Fuck around

Find out

Worst-case scenario, we reroute

Best-case scenario?

Legendary.

Well.

Now we know.