Checkmate Alex

Alex, your game’s thinner than a phone screen crack

Swagger like a thrift shop, fake tags on your back

King of the jungle? Nah, kitten with a snack

Roar turn to purr when the real wolves attack

Keyboard warrior, typing caps for clout

Offline, you mumble—words can’t find their route

Shaking hands like dice, rolling doubt to doubt

Claim the crown? You couldn’t even claim your house

Checkmate, Alex, pawns don’t play chess

Flex on the ‘gram, but your life’s a mess

Checkmate, Alex, your moves are a guess

Talk big talk, but you couldn’t impress

Drip so dry, you got drought on your wrist

Clout so low, it don’t even exist

Spin tales, tall tales, like Pinocchio twist

But your nose stayed small ‘cause nobody’s convinced

Got bars like jail cells, but the doors wide open

Punchlines land soft, like a pillow you’re throwin’

Tryna spark a match? Boy, your lighter ain’t smokin’

You’re a rerun sitcom, stale and broken

Humble brag or just brag? You decide

Mirror, mirror, who’s the lamest alive?