My lady Kitty runs away
but someday she'll miss me
and maybe come home to stay
I'll celebrate the victory
I'll shave my face
to make her a soft place to lay
and then I'll say grace and thanks
for giving this feast away
no matter how far she roams
she'll not become astray
because she'll always have a home
no matter what they say
but talk is cheap
she's got more expensive taste
she'd rather walk in designer bare feet
Than wear any bootlegs
Or I'll just wear those two legs
Like a scarf around my shoulders
that's some name brand Poon tang
Sometimes it takes a whole clan
to satisfy enough to hold her over
so she might occasionally wander
the alleyways in heat
But I never worry about her
she packs a mean punch
Even if so petite
makes the absolute cutest Easter bunny But she's hello Kitty
no matter how far she roams she'll not become astray because
she'll always have a home no matter what they say and they say Meow, meow, meow,
meow meow meow
My lady Kitty runs away
but someday she'll miss me
and maybe come home to stay
I'll celebrate the victory
I'll shave my face
to make her a soft place to lay
and then I'll say grace and thanks
for giving this feast away
no matter how far she roams
she'll not become astray
because she'll always have a home
no matter what they say
but talk is cheap
she's got more expensive taste
she'd rather walk in designer bare feet
Than wear any bootlegs
Or I'll just wear those two legs
Like a scarf around my shoulders
that's some name brand Poon tang
Sometimes it takes a whole clan
to satisfy enough to hold her over
so she might occasionally wander
the alleyways in heat
But I never worry about her
she packs a mean punch
Even if so petite
makes the absolute cutest Easter bunny But she's hello Kitty
no matter how far she roams she'll not become astray because
she'll always have a home no matter what they say and they say Meow, meow, meow,
meow meow meow
