Rap Song Bitch

Yo, woke up late, breakfast, ice-cold pizza,

Couldn't find no socks, feet like a freezer,

Checked my phone, 1% dead battery,

Life's messier than a kindergarten gallery.

Ran to the bus, smacked the driver with a high five,

Said \"I’m comin’ in hot, man, I feel alive!\"

Forgot my wallet at home, no fare to thrive,

Driver kicked me out, said, \"Man, you ain't got drive.\"

Rap song, bitch, life a comedy show,

Every day's a trip, tryna catch the flow,

Rap song, bitch, ain't got time to slow,

Laughing at the nonsense, man, that's how we grow.

Job interview, rockin' PJ pants,

Forgot my resume, had to give 'em a chance,

Told 'em I'm innovative, livin' way in advance,

But they stared me down like I just did a dance.

Went back home, door locked, keys MIA,

Climbed through the window, superhero display,

Neighbor called the cops, said, \"Criminal's at play,\"

Now I'm explaining to the po-po, \"It’s my crib, okay?\"

Rap song, bitch, life a comedy show,

Every day's a trip, tryna catch the flow,

Rap song, bitch, ain't got time to slow,

Laughing at the nonsense, man, that's how we grow.