Hey, listen up, we’ve got questions and quirks in the air
We’ll twist the tale, add a grin, and double-check with flair
I heard the chatter and the numbers all collide
We are Graded from afar
Pogs are pulled to early, overhead splits never right
If you’re gonna mess it up, we’ll do it twice
People asking questions, rumors line up in a row
We laugh it off and put on our show
Hey, hey, double-check, one more spin
If it doesn’t fit we’ll do it again, we’ll remix the grin
Why would you use those beams ,why would you use those bars
You pulled the Pog too early, who in the world did those splits in the overhead
Where did you get that info, who in the world will leave such a mess
If it’s not done twice, it’s not done right
The chalkboard sighs,
“Did you check the sources?”—I checked with a grin
We double-take the chaos and we dive right in
Every footnote’s a doodle, every line’s a wink
We chase the punchline, dance around the floor
Comments come rolling, like questions in the street
Echoes of proof and rumors tapping at your feet
We twist the tale with a grin and a wink
Do it twice, make it tight, let the chorus sink
We label the chaos: if it’s messy, it’s artistic
We measure with a ruler, but the joke grew legs
Notes say “double-check,” the chorus says “do it again”
My calculator filed a complaint—too many variables, not enough snacks
We proofread like a raccoon-proofing a pantry: twice, then hide the evidence
If the timetable blinks, we blink back louder
Why would you use those beams ,why would you use those m bars
(Why would you use those beams, why would you use those m bars)
You pulled the Pog too early, who in the world did those splits in the overhead
(You pulled the Pog too early, who in the world did those splits in the overhead)
Where did you get that info, who in the world will leave such a mess
(Where did you get that info, who in the world will leave such a mess)
If it’s not done twice, it’s not done right
(If it’s not done twice, it’s not done right)
We laugh at the chaos, shake the dust from our sleeves
Double-check, double-spin, we’re chasing the cleverest tease
The crowd hums along, the chorus keeps time
We turn a slip into sparkle, a tumble into shine
Why would you use those grades, why would you use those bars
You pulled the Pog too early, who in the world did those splits in the overhead
Where did you get that info, who in the world will leave such a mess
If it’s not done twice, it’s not done right
