We’ve roofed everywhere man
We’ve roofed every fucken where
We go anywhere man
We go any fucken where
We’re Fairdinkum roofers
we’ve screwed every fucken town
We ain’t sluts, but fuck we get around
Got the ladder on the rack and the flashing in the tray
We’re chasing down the leaks from Basin view to ka-la-la Bay
We’ve been everywhere from Now-ra to Heart-lee, Bomaderry to Thorn-Lee
Newtown to Ever-lee
There ain’t a town we haven’t screwed
We’ve been everywhere this Fairdinkum roofing crew
We’ve roofed everywhere man
We’ve roofed every fucken where
We go anywhere man
We go any fucken where
We’re Fairdinkum roofers
we’ve screwed every fucken town
We ain’t sluts, but fuck we get around
the last few years, we’ve covered some ground
Setting up planks in every coastal town
Down to Merimbula and Batemans bay
Scenic views and beaches along the way
Ull-a-dull-a and Mollymook
Mick says “can you stop at Aldi and take a look”
Huskisson looking over Jervis bay
“It’s a great day for roofing” todd says every fucken day
We’ve roofed everywhere man
We’ve roofed every fucken where
We go anywhere man
We go any fucken where
We’re Fairdinkum roofers
we’ve screwed every fucken town
We ain’t sluts but fuck we get around
Shitty Robertson to stuck up cunts in Berry
Fairy Meadow, Kiera ville to the rat race in Sydney
Belmont, Hamilton, Broadmeadow too
There’s not many towns we aint fucken screwed
Hyams beach with ocean views
Up to Hornsby choking on the fumes
Auburn, Sutherland and Saint George
There ain’t too many places we haven’t fucken explored
We’ve roofed everywhere man
We’ve roofed every fucken where
We go anywhere man
We go any fucken where
We’re Fairdinkum roofers
we’ve screwed every fucken town
We ain’t sluts but fuck we get around
Oak flats Gwynnyville to Warrawong
We’ve been all over fucking Wollongong
Bow-ral Moss vale to kangaroo Valley
There ain’t many places Todd hasn’t yelled “fucken hell sally!”
Vincentia, sanctuary point, let’s not forget Errol bay
The places we have to go, just to earn our fucking pay
“What the fuck are you whinging about Sal, I pick you up every fucking day!”
We’ve roofed everywhere man
We’ve roofed every fucken where
We go anywhere man
We go any fucken where
We’re Fairdinkum roofers,
And we’ve screwed every fucken town
We ain’t sluts, but fuck we get around!
Cull-ba-rah beach, Orient point, Worrigee, currarong
Green well point, ca-lah-lah Bay, everywhere along the south coast
Terrigal, Shellharbour, Dunmore and Balgownie
Shell cove, figtree, Dapto, and Berkeley
Minnamurra, Spring Hill, figtree and Ky-am-ah
Road trips home getting absolutely fucken hammered
We’ve roofed everywhere man
We’ve roofed every fucken where
We go anywhere man
We go any fucken where
We’re Fairdinkum roofers,
And we’ve screwed every fucken town
We ain’t sluts, but fuck we get around
Yeeeew
Fuck this roofing fucken shit
Fuck this fucken job
“The train station’s just there Sal, I can drop ya off”
Ha haaaaaa funny cunt
