

Prompt / Lyrics
Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything Better than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Anything you can be I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am. Yes, I am! I can shoot a partridge With a single cartridge. I can get a sparrow With a bow and arrow. I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? Yes. So can a rat! Any note you can reach I can go higher. I can sing anything Higher than you. No, you can't. [High] Yes, I can. [Higher] No, you can't. [Higher] Yes, I can. [Higher] No, you can't. [Higher] Yes, I can. [Higher] No, you can't. [Higher] Yes, I can. [Higher] No, you can't. [Higher] Yes, I can. [Higher] No, you can't. [Higher] Yes, I CAN! [Highest] Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper. I can buy anything Cheaper than you. Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents? Twenty cents! No, you can't! Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Anything you can say I can say softer. I can say anything Softer than you. No, you can't. [Softly] Yes, I can. [Softer] No, you can't. [Softer] Yes, I can. [Softer] No, you can't. [Softer] Yes, I can. [Softer] YES, I CAN! [Full volume] I can drink my liquor Faster than a flicker. I can drink it quicker And get even sicker! I can open any safe. Without bein' caught? Sure. That's what I thought You crook! Any note you can hold I can hold longer. I can hold any note Longer than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. Yes, I C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N! Yes, I C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N! Yes, you ca-a-a-an! Anything you can wear I can wear better. In what you wear I'd look better than you. In my coat? In your vest! In my shoes? In your hat! No, you can't! Yes, I can! Yes, I CAN! Anything you can say I can say faster. I can say anything Faster than you. No, you can't. [Fast] Yes, I can. [Faster] No, you can't. [Faster] Yes, I can. [Faster] Noyoucan't. [Faster] YesIcan! YesIcan! [Fastest] I can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle. I can knit a sweater. I can fill it better! I can do most anything! Can you bake a pie? No. Neither can I. Any note you can sing I can sing sweeter. I can sing anything Sweeter than you. No, you can't. [Sweetly] Yes, I can. [Sweeter] No, you can't. [Sweeter] Yes, I can. [Sweeter] No, you can't. [Sweeter] Yes, I can. [Sweeter] No, you can't. [Sweeter] Yes, I can. [Sweeter] No, you can't, can't, can't. [Sweeter] Yes, I can, can, can. [Sugary] Yes, I can! (No, you can't!)
Tags
Rap,alternative
2:49
No
1/17/2026