cameras flash]
[gavel]
[court room]
[introduction]
the court of Wizengamot is in session
magical world vs the grinch
would u like to plead ur case before deliberation
you dont have respentative.
if it pleases the court ur honor I'd like to tell my side of the story
[mic drop]
hit it max
[beat drop]
this is the story of how the grinch became santa.
[chorus]
Christmas eve, stole my heart now ima grinch (perjury)
i stole trees, presents from homes, mans a grinch (confession)
max was my only friend when i was a grinch (accessory)
lou changed my heart mary thats who, not a grinch (deliberation)
joy in the hearts of who a present i could never steal (innocent)
they rip christ from the story now it xmas (lesson)
had 2 learn the lesson,2 grow a heart, count my blessings,
kids listen up, coal can be used as for art, dont let naughty list krampus.
choose 2 be good, not cause of santa, or for presents under the tree.
do it cause its who u are, life is bout change, it is isnt written destiny.
[chorus]
Christmas eve, stole my heart now ima grinch (perjury)
gifts are nice, but the gift of life is always a mystery, wrap with grief turmoil,
twist and turn till u change ur beliefs forget the tree greed will lead the soul to soil.
squander dreams, and be left alone on hil questioning everything so what will it be
defeat or happy ending (da grinch)
[chorus]
Christmas eve, stole my heart now ima grinch (perjury)
i stole trees, presents from homes, mans a grinch (confession)
max was my only friend when i was a grinch (accessory)
lou changed my heart mary thats who, not a grinch (deliberation)
joy in the hearts of who a present i could never steal (innocent)
they rip christ from the story now it xmas (lesson)
[verse]
jack santa stole his slay, with a new swag, grinch's frosty, mrs is my shawty applause.
but it aint her from her hands, she the clause to the naughty treaty, provision of warmth cold hearts remedy.
bringing joy to the world returning all the presents turning back the sands of time, shes never misses shes time
her curves relieve stress stole his snow bunny, ho ho ho goes my heart oh shoot krampus and santa on my tail
this maybe it.
[bridge]
she hit me with a Rudolph i hit gas petal shes a naughty winch way she send calls off. my sleight shes got a red tail red nose grinch, lil helper hurls candy canes at santa navel. but krampus turns on santa to trap him cauldron we take over the factor would be the new deal.
merry x mas
[chorus]
i stole trees, presents from homes, mans a grinch (confession)
max was my only friend when i was a grinch (accessory)
lou changed my heart mary thats who, not a grinch (deliberation)
joy in the hearts of who a present i could never steal (innocent)
they rip christ from the story now it xmas (lesson)
[outro]
i got a feeling ill be forever on naughty list for this song
(grinch)
