Daddy Stinker Butt

Yo, yo, daddy stinker butt, daddy stinker butt, daddy rips one, as he lifts his leg, burns his butt hairs, curled up, crop dusts, as he walks past, chemically, classified as a nerve gas, more effective, than flash bangs, clears whole rooms, outside in the fresh air, he ate sugar, drank milk, smashed pizza to get here, he don't fight fair, wants the family outside, proudly announces his presence, most times, sometimes catch him holding back a giggle, in front of the TV, as it slowly contaminates the air, "awww DAD!",