[Verse 1]
Another day
Another dollar
Or maybe just some change
Folks round here ain’t trying to holler
They just rearrange
The furniture
The blame
The story
[Prechorus]
Lord
Give me strength
A little grace
[Chorus]
I need a Splenda Daddy
Somebody sweet but not too deep
I need a Splenda Daddy
Promise I can keep
I need a Splenda Daddy
Oh
[Verse 2]
Twenty-five percent is all they give
The rest is smoke and mirrors
Nonprofit life
The way we live
Drowning in the tears
Of folks who could
But mostly won’t
[Prechorus]
A little sugar
Not the whole damn cake
[Chorus]
I need a Splenda Daddy
Somebody sweet but not too deep
I need a Splenda Daddy
Promise I can keep
I need a Splenda Daddy
Oh