Crazy Karens

She’s storming in with her wild demands

Waving receipts in her battle plans

Her voice cuts through like a jagged blade

The customer’s always right parade

Oh Crazy Karen in the parking lot

Screaming ‘bout rules that the world forgot

Wielding her phone like a justice sword

Chaos is the prize she’s aiming toward

Hair stacked high like a crown of doom

Perfume clouds fill the room with fumes

She’s got a stare that could pierce through stone

Making the world her combat zone

Oh Crazy Karen in the parking lot

Screaming ‘bout rules that the world forgot

Wielding her phone like a justice sword

Chaos is the prize she’s aiming toward

She’s got a megaphone for her complaints

Turning calm skies into hurricanes

The rules bend when she walks the street

A whirlwind no one wants to meet

Oh Crazy Karen in the parking lot

Screaming ‘bout rules that the world forgot

Wielding her phone like a justice sword

Chaos is the prize she’s aiming toward