[Verse]
Sun’s a hammer pounding my back
Sweat drips rivers down the track
Shirt soaked clings like a leech
No shade no breeze just out of reach
[Chorus]
Pedialyte oh Pedialyte
Glugging you down feels so right
Till my stomach churns tight
Pedialyte oh Pedialyte
[Verse 2]
Work boots sinking in molten tar
Thirst so fierce could drink a bar
Found that bottle cool and sweet
Electrolyte overload can't be beat
[Prechorus]
Then the rumble oh the quake
Bad decisions my guts ache
[Chorus]
Pedialyte oh Pedialyte
Glugging you down feels so right
But now I’m running for my life
Pedialyte oh Pedialyte
[Bridge]
Explosive symphony in the porta-potty stall
Walls shake I think I hear a curtain call
Hydration’s a battle I’ve clearly lost
This lesson comes with a steamy cost