Pocket Full of Leftovers

I wore my shirt inside out

Thought I looked expensive

Walked into the wrong door

Caught my ego defensive

Got a text from my ex

Said, "You still that guy?"

I typed, "Absolutely"

Then I hit reply

My dog stole my sandwich

Then he looked me dead

Like, "Bro, if you wanted lunch

You should've fed me bread"

Hold up

Wait a minute

I'm a whole mess

But I'm in it

Hold up

Don't you judge me

If I trip, I turn it

Into something ugly

I got that pocket full of leftovers

Pocket full of leftovers

I make a joke and the room rolls over

Room rolls over

I look dumb, but I bounce back harder

Bounce back harder

If life gets weird, I just get weirder

Get weirder, get weirder

Tried to act mysterious

Bought a black hat

Caught myself in the mirror

And I laughed at that

I said, "I'm built for greatness"

Then I missed the chair

Took a bow like a legend

Like I meant to land there

My auntie brought hot sauce

To a potluck prayer

Said, "Baby, taste this first"

Now I'm crying in a stare

Hold up

Wait a minute

I'm a whole mess

But I'm in it

Hold up

Don't you judge me

If I trip, I turn it

Into something ugly

I got that pocket full of leftovers

Pocket full of leftovers

I make a joke and the room rolls over

Room rolls over

I look dumb, but I bounce back harder

Bounce back harder

If life gets weird, I just get weirder

Get weirder, get weirder

I bring the vibe

And the accidental chaos

One wrong move

And I call it a basis

I got receipts

For every tiny disaster

Then I smile real sweet

And I walk off faster

I got that pocket full of leftovers

Pocket full of leftovers

I make a joke and the room rolls over

Room rolls over

I look dumb, but I bounce back harder

Bounce back harder

If life gets weird, I just get weirder

Get weirder, get weirder