Yo, we pulled up to the house with the turkey on blast
Grandma in the kitchen movin faster than fast
Uncle Joe at the table sayin grace too long
Aunt Marie in the corner tryin to guess the song
Kids runnin through the hallway like a holiday race
Cousin Nate already sweatin from the pumpkin pie taste
Everything normal, everything chill
Till somebody yelled out “Yo, who changed the will”
Forks hit the plates, everybody froze
Grandpa smirked like he already knows
It’s a Thanksgiving moment, you know how it be
Family secrets spillin out like cranberry
Laughter in the room, everybody goin crazy
Pass the mashed potatoes, this holiday’s wavy
Family wildin out but the love still deep
Turkey gettin cold but the jokes run steep
Next thing you know cousin Lisa dropped news
Said she eloped last month on a weekend cruise
Then the twins chimed in sharin something bold
Said they swapped names in school and nobody told
Uncle Rick confessed he never made the yams
He been buyin them from Publix like a yearly scam
Aunt Marie nearly fainted, fell back in her chair
Grandma laughed so hard she tossed gravy in the air
Whole house buzzin, nobody offended
This is how a real family dinner gets splendid
Truth start spillin when the stuffing get served
This the kinda chaos that the holidays deserve
It’s a Thanksgiving moment, you know how it be
Family secrets spillin out like cranberry
Laughter in the room, everybody goin crazy
Pass the mashed potatoes, this holiday’s wavy
Family wildin out but the love still deep
Turkey gettin cold but the jokes run steep
Yeah the table got loud, yeah the vibes got thick
But the blessings hit different when the family’s this quick
Through the wild revelations and the madness they bring
Ain’t nothin like the joy of a Thanksgiving swing
So raise a toast high to the stories we keep
And the funny little secrets that we can’t wait to leak
Every year new drama wrapped tight in a feast
Happy Thanksgiving y’all from the West to the East
