[first verse]
spawned in stump went to city tried some cosmetics but my shiny was was 500. I was sad that I didn't have shiny rocks so I spent 10 million pounds
[second verse]
my mom got mad then she smacked me on the ass and I was crying. but I was new so I bought the party hat and screamed
[high voice]
DO YOU WANNA PLAY MINIGAMES!!!
[outro]
went to basement got attacked by some pink head. I got scared but I didn't give up. MY FIRST TIME WAS AMAZING!