[Intro]
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Well gather 'round, folks, let me tell you a tale,
Of a hunt in the woods, where I thought I'd prevail.
With a basket in hand and a smile on my face,
I was lookin’ for mushrooms, but boy, I misplace!
[Verse 1]
I wandered through pine trees, I searched through the grass,
Hoping to find me that fungi to stash.
But instead, oh my goodness, what did I see?
Some old dentures grinning right back up at me!
[Pre-Chorus]
I laughed to myself, can you believe this mess?
Time to check my map, I think I’m in the wrong dress!
But the day was still young, and I had more to seek,
So I kept on searching, my luck it would peak!
[Chorus]
Mushrooms, oh mushrooms, where could you be?
Instead, I found things that sure ain't for me!
Old dentures and a condom, what a strange find,
I’m just a lost hunter, I'm gettin' unkind!
[Verse 2]
Well I dug through the leaves with a little bit of hope,
But found an old cigarette butt, oh lord, what a slope!
It felt like a treasure map gone all astray,
What kind of woods did I wander today?
[Pre-Chorus]
So I wandered on over, thinking I’d quit
Thought of settlin’ down, where the mushrooms all sit.
But the laughter kept coming, I couldn’t get mad,
Every time I unearthed more junk, it was just too rad!
[Chorus]
Mushrooms, oh mushrooms, where could you hide?
I’m digging for magic but finding dents in my pride!
Old dentures and a condom, I surely can’t lie,
This mushroom hunt’s turned into a comedy sky!
[Bridge]
Maybe I’ll write a song 'bout this wild-goose chase,
With banjos and fiddles, we’ll all laugh in place.
So grab your good boots, come join in the fun,
We’ll joke 'bout these treasures under the sun!
[Chorus]
Mushrooms, oh mushrooms, still on the quest,
With my basket of treasures, surely not the best!
Old dentures and a condom, but laughter feels right,
We’re finding joy together in the morning light!
[Outro]
So if you go out, keep your eyes open wide,
For mushrooms and laughter, that’s the true guide!
We may not find fungi, but that’s just fine,
With all of these treasures, we’ll make a good time!
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