Fifty years

Guess what? I got the stain removed from my tooth, it was really smooth, now it feels so good, I didn't think that it would. No no. Mum you're called Urse and Dad you're Ted, it's hard sometimes for Mum to get you out of bed. And then you fall out of it with no warning in there. Maybe you're dangerous if I'm being fair. But a vodka will see you right, as long as Mum doesn't stare. Mum you can put a plant in anything, that's for sure. You hang out the washing for clothes you wore. And put the line away again, lest it get blown away, keep it off the front lawn though, or neighbours will have something to say. I love you both more than words can say, soon you'll have been married fifty years, YAY!!!!