My backdoor blues

(Intro)

Here to tell you a story about why I have those backdoor blues.

It goes like this...

Standing here in the dark

No light in sight

Back door locked

Can't open it no matter how hard I fight

I'm gonna get in someday

But it don't look like it's gonna be tonight

She says it's too tight

She says it ain't right

I say it'll be alright

But for me... No butthole in sight

So please just bend it over and grease it up

I'll be there before you blink

Cuz I want the brown and not the pink

You still push me away and twist your hips

I say " I'm tired of those other lips"

" Let me squeeze in your forbidden hole"

" Just breathe and relax your core"

I'll take it slow

You'll ask for more

I'm getting those backdoor blues

And you know you have the cure

I'll lube and I'll spit if that's what you need me to use

But please put an end to my backdoor blues...

Your backdoor hole,

That's the one I choose..