The Infinite Lap

(Intro: Fast, rhythmic snapping and a driving drum beat that kicks in immediately)

(Verse 1)

My sneakers are smoking, I’m burning the floor

I see your shadow heading for the door!

You’re ducking, I’m diving, we’re doing the dash

One wrong move and we’re gonna crash!

Left foot, right foot, keep up the pace

It’s a goofy, loop-de-loop kind of race!

(Chorus)

Hey! Hey! You got my glittery thing!

I’m right on your heels like a puppet on a string!

Round the corner, down the hall

Watch your step or you’re gonna fall!

Zig-zag, tag, and a goofy little hop

Give me back my stuff or I’m calling the cop!

(Verse 2)

You’re slipping on the polish, I’m sliding on the rug

I’m catching up to that masked-up mug!

It’s a blur, it’s a whiz, it’s a frantic zoom

We’re bouncing like a bouncy-ball around the room!

Don’t look back, just keep those knees high

We’re moving so fast that we’re starting to fly!

(Chorus)

Hey! Hey! You got my glittery thing!

I’m right on your heels like a puppet on a string!

Round the corner, down the hall

Watch your step or you’re gonna fall!

Zig-zag, tag, and a goofy little hop

Give me back my stuff or I’m calling the cop!

(Outro: The music speeds up 1.5x for a final chaotic scramble)

Running, running, and we’re running again!

Where does it end? Nobody knows when!

(Sound of a comical "Slide Whistle" going up)

HEY!