[808s slide in slow then punch, distorted 808 glide, hi-hats stuttering like a broken sprinkler]
[low ominous 808 rumble fades in • distant distorted guitar feedback • slow hi-hat ticks • crowd murmur builds underneath]
**Intro** (half-spoken, half-growled, pitched slightly down — building hype)
Yeah… lights dim… bass about to wake the dead.
I ain’t here to behave.
I came to get stupid turnt.
Pour one for the lost souls…
then pour another for the motherfucker who thinks he can out-turnt me tonight.
(beat pauses — silence for one second)
Aight… fuck it.
Turn me up.
[BOOM — 808 slide hits hard, hi-hats explode into double-time stutter, distorted synth glide screams in]
**Chorus** (screamed)
I get so fucking turnt I start acting like a star!
I get so fucking turnt I start to play the air guitar!
*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!* *WHAM!*!! *WHAM!*!!
[Chorus Part 2 Chopped and screwed]
(i get so fucking turnt i start acting like a star)
(i get so fucking turnt i start to play the air guitar)
(*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!* *WHAM!*!! *WHAM!*!!)
**Verse** (fast and angry)
I take two shots of dat liquor,
The third one feels a little quicker,
By the fifth sip of the sizzurp,
I dont see the picture!
My air guitar stays tight,
I slide my hammer on ghost strings.
The whole party starts screaming, “Bro, what the fuck are those things?!”
**Pre-chorus** (pitched down)
The bass baptize me.
The kick drum crucify me.
I turn godly and I do it violently.
**Chorus** (screamed)
I get so fucking turnt I start acting like a star!
I get so fucking turnt I start to play the air guitar!
*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!* *WHAM!*!! *WHAM!*!!
[Chorus Part 2 Chopped and screwed]
(i get so fucking turnt i start acting like a star)
(i get so fucking turnt i start to play the air guitar)
(*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!* *WHAM!*!! *WHAM!*!!)
**Bridge** (half-time, nasty distorted laughter + slowing 808 heartbeat)
Heh… hehehe… Are y’all still breathing?
I thought you believed I was playing. Nah.
Watch me wind it up real slow…
(air guitar build — tension rising, feedback whine)
………………
THEN—
*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!* *WHAM!*!! *WHAM!*!!
(the beat slams back double-time, cymbals crash)
**Final Chorus** (screaming ad-libs)
**Chorus** (screamed)
I get so fucking turnt I start acting like a star!
I get so fucking turnt I start to play the air guitar!
*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!* *WHAM!*!! *WHAM!*!!
[Chorus Part 2 Chopped and screwed]
(i get so fucking turnt i start acting like a star)
(i get so fucking turnt i start to play the air guitar)
(*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!* *WHAM!*!! *WHAM!*!!)
**Outro** (fading heartbeat 808 + lingering feedback squeal)
I am still turnt.
I am still whamming.
*[Guitar sound]*: *WHAM!* *WHAM!*!! *WHAM!*!!
[beat drops out]
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