Giggles in the Dark

(Verse 1)

They came to my show with their stone-cold stares,

No gasps, no giggles—just blank-eyed glares.

I juggled knives and swallowed flame,

But silence fell—what a crying shame—

HaHAHAAA!

They didn’t laugh…

So now I craft…

A plan so dark it'll cut them in half—

Hah—ha—HAAA—SNORT—HAAA!

(Chorus)

I'll paint my face with a crimson grin,

Sharp as the sins I’m stewing in.

The circus left, but I remained—

To haunt their dreams with sugar-stained pain—

HEEhee—haHA—wheee!

Let’s play a game with meeee—

Where screams are the punchline and fear is the fee!

AHAHA—AH—ohhhh they’ll see…

(Verse 2)

Timmy said, “You're not even funny.”

He'll wake to find his toys all runny.

And sweet little Kate, with her high-and-mighty,

Will hear my chuckles in the darkened nightie—

snicker…snort…WAAAAH-HAA!

Yes, I'll return, oh yes, I vow,

They’ll beg to laugh—but it’s too late now.

AH-HA! HOOO! STOP ME IF YOU CAN!

(Bridge – soft & eerie)

They thought I was just a joke in greasepaint,

A fool with balloons and childish restraint.

But I’m the shadow under their bed,

The honk in the silence, the voice in their head…

heh…heh…HAh…HAHHHAAH!!

(Final Chorus – full madness)

Bring the drums, the fire, the scream-machine,

My carnival’s back and it’s Halloween.

Each giggle they stole will now be paid—

In tears and tickles and fear’s parade!

YAAH-HAAA—HOHO—HAAHAAAAA!

They’ll dance in a ring of dread—

Clap for the clown, or end up dead!

BOO-HOO-HA-HA—tick tock, redrum!

Chuckles is BACK, now WHO WANTS SOME?!