[Intro – robotic whisper, extreme autotune, cash-register click]
Uh-huh…
Say it with your chest.
And your card.
[Verse 1 – talk-sung, heavy autotune, bratty calm confidence]
Walk in like the lights came on
Sales girl clocked me, game on
Mirror says “don’t even ask”
I don’t check tags, I just grab
Window shopping? Not my sport
I don’t browse, I escort
From the rail straight to the till
If I want it, yes I will
[Pre-Chorus – pitch-snapped build, smug tease]
I don’t need a reason why
Retail therapy’s my lullaby
If it sparkles, if it fits
Add to bag, that’s it
[Chorus – YOUR HOOK, BIG, STUPID, ADDICTIVE]
S. H. O. P. P. I. N. G
Spending it, spend it, spend it
S. H. O. P. P. I. N. G
Blow it, blow it, blow it
S. H. O. P. P. I. N. G
No need to budget, budget, budget
S. H. O. P. P. I. N. G
Shopping
[Verse 2 – sassier, playful flex, autotune thick]
Card declines? That’s a myth
Try again, it’ll go through quick
I don’t save screenshots, babe
If I like it, it’s getting paid
Closet full, still need more
Different vibe, different floor
If it’s limited, I smile
Means I’ll own it for a while
[Pre-Chorus – vocoder stack, glitter build]
I don’t ask “do I need this?”
I ask “does it elevate?”
If it brings me dopamine
Swipe the card — celebrate
[Chorus – REPEAT, LOUDER, DUMBER]
S. H. O. P. P. I. N. G
Spending it, spend it, spend it
S. H. O. P. P. I. N. G
Blow it, blow it, blow it
S. H. O. P. P. I. N. G
No need to budget, budget, budget
S. H. O. P. P. I. N. G
Shopping
[Bridge – breakdown, robotic sass, Britney-coded]
Is this responsible?
No.
Is it fabulous?
Yes.
I don’t stress, I don’t stall
I don’t need receipts at all
Money talks — mine sings
In designer harmonies
[cash register cha-ching]
[Final Chorus – half-time then explode, full club chaos]
S. H. O. P. P. I. N. G
Spending it, spend it, spend it
S. H. O. P. P. I. N. G
Blow it, blow it, blow it
S. H. O. P. P. I. N. G
No need to budget, budget, budget
S. H. O. P. P. I. N. G
Shopping
[Outro – autotune melting, smug whisper]
If it makes me happy…
It’s worth it.
TheDM
