“Men’s restroom at Shotzys”
“Boobies”
“I’m still here for a little bit…”
“I have Zingers”
“I’m gonna go after these awards I’m wearing ripped jeans lol”
“Is that fine yall think lmao”
“I’m wearing toe socks and toe spacers…”
“😂 just trying to bring ducks home”
“Nope fired”
“Did you bring the duck”
“I’m hyper and energetic and talkative as fuck! And I just want to crawl into a hole and die right now”
“Kaitlyn, you’re the sister I wish I had 😂”
“Cochina”
“I had a sore throat so I went to the doctor because I woke up in cold sweats and felt like I was gonna throw up and pass out but I feel a little better”
“Flu?”
“Pregnant?!”
“Ain’t nobody got time for that”