[Intro]
[Verse]
I’ve got my foot on the dash psoriasis and no cash. Mashed potatoes in my floor. Curtains halfway up my door.
[Pre Chorus]
Sandals and socks, flip-flops, and crocs, pajama pants, and a dirty tank top
I do what I do and do a better than you. I’m on this gravy train and you can hear everybody sang.
[Chorus]
I drive slow in the middle of the road. I’m a dangerous inconsiderate selfish asshole. I wash my feet in the sink and don’t give a fuck. I drive a truck.
[Verse]
overweight, but I’m still great. On the fuel island is where I took my 30 minute break. My wife left me for some guy named Jeffrey, thats ok she wasn’t hefty.
[Pre Chorus]
Sandals and socks, flip-flops, and crocs, pajama pants, and a dirty tank top
I do what I do and do a better than you. I’m on this gravy train and you can hear everybody sang.
[Chorus]
I drive slow in the middle of the road. I’m a dangerous inconsiderate selfish asshole. I wash my feet in the sink and don’t give a fuck. I drive a truck.
[Bridge]
Getting by me is what you’re wishing, Ain’t got a CB cant hear you bitching, keep flashing them bright lights I’ll be here all night, Im a new school trucker you got damn right!
[Pre Chorus]
Sandals and socks, flip-flops, and crocs, pajama pants, and a dirty tank top. I do what I do and do a better than you I’m on this gravy train and you can hear everybody sang
[Final Chorus]
I drive slow in the middle of the road. I’m a dangerous inconsiderate selfish asshole. I wash my feet in the sink and don’t give a fuck. I drive a truck. I drive a truck yeah I drive a truck. I drive a truck.
[Outro]