[Verse 1]
There’s a yellow map
On my apartment floor
I know that look
When you’re asking for more
You circle the room
Like you own the place
Then you hit the rug
And I just lose face
[Pree-Chorus]
Oh Toby, no
You know I’m trying
I mop it up
But I’m still crying
Your tiny crimes
Keep stacking high
And I can’t tell
If I laugh or die
[Chorus]
Piss pony Toby
Why you gotta do me like this?
Piss pony Toby
Every corner gets the kiss
Panic at the Pisco
Piss boy, run away
Piss pony Toby
You ruin my day
(ruin my day)
(ruin my day)
[Verse 2]
By the front door
By the chair again
On my clean white socks
Like it’s all pretend
Vet says nerves
But I know your game
You tilt your head
Then you strike again
You look so proud
For a second there
Like a little ghost
With a guilty stare
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh Toby, no
I know your sorrow
But not the couch
Not tomorrow
I bought the spray
I bought the gel
You peed on both
You know me well
[Chorus]
Piss pony Toby
Why you gotta do me like this?
Piss pony Toby
Every corner gets the kiss
Panic at the Pisco
Piss boy, run away
Piss pony Toby
You ruin my day
(ruin my day)
(ruin my day)
[Bridge]
And I still hold you
When the night goes cold
Little wrecking ball
In a fur coat rolled
If love is a mess
Then I’m knee-deep too
I’d clean up forever
If it keeps me near you
[Final Chorus]
Piss pony Toby
Why you gotta do me like this?
Piss pony Toby
Every corner gets the kiss
Panic at the Pisco
Piss boy, run away
Piss pony Toby
You ruin my day
Piss pony Toby
I hate that I adore you
Piss pony Toby
I’ll mop the world for you
(ruin my day)
(piss boy, stay)